Heat

1995

★★★★★ Liked 20

i have a list of movies i’ve seen bits and pieces of on tv and/or with my dad over the years that i’ve never actually watched start-to-finish and heat’s been at the top of that list for ages but i never bit the bullet until tonight only because i saw a tweet about it today and thought you know what… this is a sign. it’s time.

anyway yeah there’s nothing i can say that hasn’t already been said a million…

Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★★ 11

scariest thing about this is how straight it was

Adolescence

2025

★★★★★ Liked 60

i feel like i’m best known on here for my writing about film (some of which i’ve been paid for over the years, most of which i haven’t), but i’ve actually spent the majority of my “employed” life working with kids. when i was 16, i got my first job at a local daycare, where i worked with kids aged six weeks to six years. when i was 18, i became an assistant pre-k teacher at said daycare working almost…

Back in Action

2025

★★★ 9

casting andrew scott as a straight man obsessed with cameron diaz is crazy when that’s canonically one of the gayest things you can be

Daughters

2024

★★★★ Liked 2

terrorizing my tear ducts watching this and memoir of a snail two nights in a row jesus christ

deeply felt filmmaking just overflowing with joy and humanity even amidst so much adversity. would make for a beautiful (yet brutal) double feature with sing sing. highly recommend as long as you have a box of tissues nearby (or two)

Family Switch

2023

★★½ 13

family movie night. i wanted to show everyone anora. my sister suggested this instead.

i was outvoted.

Carry-On

2024

★★★½ Liked 55

if jason bateman was in my ear giving me orders this would’ve been a much different movie

A Bad Moms Christmas

2017

★★★½ Liked 2

fittingly watched this with my (good) mom two weeks before christmas. entirely worth it for christine baranski shouting “IT WAS MOON ICE YOU NASTY BITCH”

Our Little Secret

2024

★★★ Liked 4

whatever keeps lilo’s lights on

Hot Frosty

2024

★★★½ Liked 1

the moral of the story is that all you have to do to convince people to believe in the magic of christmas is make them horny

The Merry Gentlemen

2024

★★ Watched

moved home eight months ago and have yet to meet a handyman who looks like chad michael murray this shit is misleading as fuck

Martha

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

“and i’m so sick of them coming at me again, ‘cause if i was a man, then i’d be the man” - taylor swift and also martha stewart