The Amateur

2025

★★½ 10

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag

Top Gun

1986

★★★★ Liked 1

fly high ice.

A Working Man

2025

★★½ 16

best watched with your dad as he reacts to every jason statham action sequence like a 13-year-old cheering for the chicken jockey

A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★½ Liked 8

feels like it was written by one of the five-year-olds at my preschool that i watch play minecraft on my ipad every day (complimentary)

Homefront

2013

★★½ 5

let dad pick the movie tonight

Avengers: Infinity War

2018

★★★★½ Liked 11

told my two pre-k boys who don’t nap that i’d let ‘em watch this on my ipad at nap time on friday if they had a good week and they did so i threw it on a half hour ago and they’re losing their minds over how many superheroes are in it. every five minutes they’re like “MISS ZOË THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!” and it’s pretty much the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. wait until they hear about doomsday dude

Black Bag

2025

★★★★★ Liked 23

steven soderbergh saw monogamy losing the pr war against polyamory after challengers came out and said not on my watch

Novocaine

2025

★★★ Liked 8

i’ve suffered more for a situationship

Adolescence

2025

★★★★★ Liked 60

i feel like i’m best known on here for my writing about film (some of which i’ve been paid for over the years, most of which i haven’t), but i’ve actually spent the majority of my “employed” life working with kids. when i was 16, i got my first job at a local daycare, where i worked with kids aged six weeks to six years. when i was 18, i became an assistant pre-k teacher at said daycare working almost…

The Monkey

2025

Liked 41

we were five minutes away from the theater when my mom told me the dermatologist she’d been seeing most of her adult life for the skin cancer that runs in her family had recently found melanoma growing in her arm, and she’d have to go back in within the week to have more skin cut out in the hopes of stopping it from spreading any further - if it hadn’t already.

my mom’s always been very matter-of-fact like that. she…

Presence

2024

★★★★ Liked 3

finally a horror movie that understands nothing is scarier than a teenage boy