zoë rose bryant has written 12 reviews for films with no rating during 2023.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

2023

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In honor of the release of Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, I wrote this incredibly personal piece about why coming-of-age movies mean so much to me, by allowing me to vicariously live through the female adolescence I never experienced and filling in the holes of my history :’)

Promising Young Woman

2020

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it kinda feels like it’s impossible to talk about this movie these days. most everyone has such an extreme opinion on it at this point, and when you tell someone what yours is, it’s almost as if they instantly assume they know everything about you - the entirety of your ideologies, experiences, and… well, everything else. 

so, i try to refrain from talking about it for that reason. it made a massive impact on me when i first saw it…

Chill Girls

Chill Girls

Liked 11

wrapped my first short film since transitioning this weekend and i don’t even have the words to express how much this experience meant to me.

watch this space.

Red, White & Royal Blue

2023

3

will be thinking about clifton collins jr. calling himself the patron saint of gender neutral bathrooms until the day i die

Lick the Star

1998

Liked 1

sofia has always had it 🥲🥲🥲

fave part was when she brainwashed us into thinking “lick the star” spelled backwards was “kill the rats” when it just literally objectively is not in any way and i love that

The Little Mermaid

2023

Liked 32

The Little Mermaid is a live-action remake that retains the heart and soul of the story we know and love, and it’s elevated even further by a note-perfect star-making performance from Halle Bailey - she was born to be on the big screen, and she’s why this new take is worth watching.

Bailey’s chemistry with Jonah Hauer-King is so infectious and natural and a huge highpoint for the film, while Melissa McCarthy devours every second of her screen time. The…

80 for Brady

2023

Liked 3

The thing you need to know about 80 for Brady is that it defies any star rating

(Also Lily Tomlin should win an Oscar for this)

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Cocaine Bear

2023

Liked 2

I’m not sober enough to give this a real rating but what I will say is that it’s an iconic new addition to “she did that” cinema (she being the titular Cocaine Bear, of course)

Book Club: The Next Chapter

2023

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When Saoirse Ronan said “women,” she was referring to Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, and Mary Steenburgen

New Year's Eve

2011

Liked 9

why did they stop making movies like this

The Exorcist: Believer

2023

6

ellen burstyn should sue

Expend4bles

2023

9

this is kind of like if the room was an action movie