Friendship

2024

★★★★ Liked 3

accidentally a perfect men’s mental health awareness month movie

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★½ Liked 8

once again wes anderson’s latest was criminally underrated at cannes only to actually be a nearly perfect movie

Ballerina

2025

★★★½ Liked 12

wish i would’ve seen this in 4DX so i could feel ana de armas punch me in the face too

Heat

1995

★★★★★ Liked 20

i have a list of movies i’ve seen bits and pieces of on tv and/or with my dad over the years that i’ve never actually watched start-to-finish and heat’s been at the top of that list for ages but i never bit the bullet until tonight only because i saw a tweet about it today and thought you know what… this is a sign. it’s time.

anyway yeah there’s nothing i can say that hasn’t already been said a million…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★½ Liked 23

as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game

Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★★ 11

scariest thing about this is how straight it was

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★½ Liked 46

propaganda i’m not falling for: this being a bad movie

Lilo & Stitch

2025

★★ 15

one star for stitch, one star for billy magnussen. definitely a disney+ original (derogatory)

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

2023

★★★★★ Liked 8

both the best movie ever made and also somehow only the second best mission: impossible movie

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★★★ Liked 3

first 15 minutes remain all over-the-place but as soon as our crew gets to jedha i lock the fuck in and never look back for the next two hours. lacks the richness of andor’s character writing (would’ve loved to see a version of this with edwards and gilroy working in tandem from the start, because the former’s epic sense of scale paired with the latter’s sophisticated storytelling is a match made in star wars heaven for me) but the cast…

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★½ Liked 8

Final Destination: Generational Trauma

Kingdom of Heaven

2005

★★★★★ Liked 10

one of the last examples of The Great Historical Epic hollywood used to be known for but is now essentially - and unfortunately - nonexistent. the last hour here is some of the most enthralling and awe-inspiring filmmaking i’ve ever seen in my entire life. movies are fucking miracles man.

so glad i got to see this in a theater - couldn’t imagine experiencing it for the first time any other way. orlando bloom and eva green have two of the most beautiful faces i’ve ever seen on film. i hope ridley scott lives forever. VIVE LE CINÉMA