Josh has reviewed 3 films tagged ‘too-old-to-watch-young’ released in the 2010s.

My Soul to Take

2010

★★★ Liked 1

Kind of fitting that Craven's last gasp of auteurist energy went into this bizarro slasher that remixes the teen angst and slick visual sensibility of his post-Williamson collaboration efforts with his lesser known 80s genre oddities like Shocker and Deadly Blessing, and many of his career-spanning interests in the suburban family unit and religion and urban legends. Features lots of a 70yo man's inscrutable idea of teenage behavior and rituals, awful late 2000s fashion trends, and an insanely confusing amount of…

Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

2012

★★★★ Liked 4

"I'm a vagabond. I don't stay in one place for very long. I get itchy feet."
"Just put kitty litter on them!"

I would protect all the picnic babes from the no-good deviant Riverbeast. I could easily kick his ass in a game of hamburger helicopter.