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I don’t rewatch stuff lol

Favorite films

  • Sinners
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Django, Prepare a Coffin
  • The Battle of Algiers

All
  • Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★★

  • Mountainhead

    ★★★½

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★

  • Sinners

    ★★★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked Watched

A once-in-a-lifetime type masterfully made astonishing cinematic achievement. Gotta be my favourite film now, my cheekbones hurt from smiling at every single frame of this beautiful film.
Every single detail, the horror, the soul, the music just everything is utterly magnificent and the best thing I’ve ever seen. That scene with the different eras of music intertwining together and the camera goes around the juke t while the magically outstanding Miles Caton plays the blues in my opinion is the best…

Midas Man

2024

★★ Watched

In “Dune” by Frank Herbert he describes the main character Paul Atreides as “Charismatic but a little ahead of himself.” See this, is how Midas Man portrays Brian Epstein but it’s really not how he was in reality which really shrinks down his character development. The pacing is insanely fast for the first 20-odd minutes but then turns into a borefest onwards which being predictable and tropey and having bad acting certainly doesn’t help with.

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Novocaine

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Man what can I say I’m a sucker for gorey action comedies like this. It was great

The Secret of Us

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

She’s truly a master and my favourite artist easy


As a 13 year old male about to go to her concert in Auckland I think she’s truly a master of her craft her songwriting skills are unmatched her singing is angelic. I could go on for years but I’ll sum it up with this

The Secret of Us is the most beautiful album ever made


Also every song from the album but especially Free Now and Tough Love are BANGERS…

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Better Man

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

The phrase “Fuck off!” Is screamed at multiple times during the film but I really wanted to scream it at both the lady with her phone during nearly the whole film at full fucking brightness and the woman constantly yapping as loud as fucking possible every 5 seconds. Movie was great though

Spirited Away

2001

★★★★★ Liked 2

Watched with Film Club at school 

Truly magnificent. I love movies