stephen Patron

highbrow yet total garbage

Favorite films

  • Raw
  • L'Avventura
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • The Double Life of Véronique

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  • Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

    ★★

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★½

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★½

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First Reformed

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

there's no other film that captures with such brutal perfection what it is to be alive at this point in history. the complete and utter hopelessness of certain yet preventable doom; the spiritual and moral despair over what can be done; and the necessity of reaching outward despite that.

The Worst Person in the World

2021

★★★★½ Liked Watched

"do you realize what you're destroying?"
"yes, of course."

made my heart feel full! also made me want to smoke cigarettes. renata reinsve and anders danielsen lie both give stunning, vulnerable performances. it's moving, but it's also irreverant and sharp. watching this made me feel how reading sally rooney does.

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Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

2023

★★ Watched

doug jones is wonderful as orlock, but aside from that there's not much to say. billed as a "remix" for its use of green-screened murnau backgrounds, but mostly comes across as a pale and uncanny imitation.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

2014

★½ Watched

say what you will about orcs, their advancements in the field of prosthetics is commendable

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Noroi: The Curse

2005

★★★★ Liked 3

i've never watched a film that felt so evil. a found footage film that genuinely feels real and malevolent. the atmosphere as things build is so dark and heavy, and the inevitable conclusion is horrifying.

I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

"i know it's scary. that's part of it."