Scary Movie

2000

★★★★★ Liked 2

CINDY, CINDY YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT!

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2007

★★★★★ Liked 1

finally a real fucking movie

Fear Street: 1666

2021

★★★★★ Liked 5

Fear Street Part Three brings us back to the last film's jaw-dropper of an ending with the best of the series' cast in brand new roles. I've never been the biggest fan of folk horror, but this works; the switch from slasher to supernatural distinguishes this chapter from the last two as the town grows sinister, effectively keeping you guessing what the evil of Fear Street actually is. As the witch hunt begins, so does the feeling of dread, with…

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

1994

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Umm... do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?

Candyman

2021

★★★★★ Liked 9

Candyman was a gem for the 90s audience, and Candyman will be another gem today. I can't put into words how surreal this viewing experience was, sitting in a jam packed theater for the first time in a long time with franchise fans new and old. This cast was magnificent; Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Teyonah Parris, and Colman Domingo effectively bringing the urban legend back to life, with themes surrounding race and social class utilized in the best way since the…

Fresh

2022

★★★★★ Liked 5

Fresh was my most anticipated film from this year's Sundance lineup (after Final Cut pulled out), and had me feeling uneasy for its entire run. I understand why some aren't going to like this because it bounces back and forth with black comedy and disgusting bits of violence while highlighting casual misogyny and other issues in the modern dating scene, which is a messy combination to even begin to think about.

Mimi Cave brings this concept to life in a…

Cursed

2005

★★★★★ Liked 3

she's got a bony ass...
and fat thighs...
and bad skin!

Halloween Ends

2022

★★★★★ Liked 10

Yeah I just sat my ass down to watch the entire film again at home, and I really fucking like it. So many things that could have and should have been different to appeal to the expectations, but it totally does not care and exists as its own entity. Hope this gets the reappraisal that Season of the Witch and for whatever fucking reason Zombie's Halloween II currently has. Good shit.

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

2004

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

camp to the highest degree

Scream

2022

★★★★★ Liked 11

2022 RANKED 🥇

Scream has been my favorite film franchise for well over half of my lifetime, and if you asked me just two years ago, I would've said you were crazy to think that the main series would ever come back to the big screen. Truth of the matter is, Wes Craven's last film being Scream 4 ended his directorial career on a high note, but left the door open just wide enough for new creatives to fulfill his…

Fear Street: 1994

2021

★★★★★ Liked 5

Fear Street is without a doubt the most fun I've had with a Netflix original, and I'm so grateful for this early access opportunity. I was eager to see how well it would translate from teen novel to film, and if you're nervous about it going light on the horror elements, you're in for a treat. 1994 from the get-go works as an homage to slashics such as Scream while bringing its own fresh feel to the genre.

The characters…

Smile 2

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

VFG31 - 15/31 - Sci-Fi

Smile 2 is definitely a sequel that never needed to exist, but it is also one that seems to enhance every aspect of what the original was trying to go for. Total mayhem from the very first minute, picking up right after the 2022 film leaves us hanging, and keeps fuel in the tank for two-hours of gory metaphysical horror I wouldn't have any other way. Sure, the bit looks ridiculous, but Parker Finn also…