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Favorite films

  • The Wounded Man
  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
  • Cruising
  • Midnight Cowboy

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  • The Legend of Ochi

    ★★

  • The Comic Shop

    ★★★

  • Summer of 69

    ★★½

  • Neighborhood Watch

    ★★★

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Blue Velvet: The Lost Footage

2011

★★★★★ Liked 1

"It's like the song 'Amazing Grace'. The footage was lost but now it's found."
- David Lynch

Review re-published from 01/17/25 as Letterboxd s have added this listing per my request.

It's a sad day following the death of beloved film auteur, David Lynch, so I figured I'd celebrate his life with the few films I have yet to see from his expansive filmography. Shortest of the batch is The Lost Footage, a 53-minute pseudo-sidequel comprised entirely of deleted scenes…

The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

2024 RANKED 🥇

Well, it didn't take long to turn The Substance into a body horror of epic proportions. Lingering on skin over soul and our sick self-destruction between the two. Coralie Fargeat's film is equal parts scary and sexy, with an entrancing take on the way we birth new identities into this world when the old one gets tough. But it keeps on spinning, out of our control, in and around the issues we hope to solve by injection…or…

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The Comic Shop

2025

★★★ Watched

There's nothing glaringly wrong with The Comic Shop but it does leave a bit more to be desired. I guess if it were set in a video store specializing in boutique blu releases within the streaming world, the doubled down post-pandemic struggle story would feel just a little more intriguing. Jesse Metcalfe has been consistent eye candy since his time in Desperate Housewives and John Tucker Must Die, so this matured look was quite welcome in my book. Written and directed like…

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Scary Movie

2000

★★★★★ Liked 2

CINDY, CINDY YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT!

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2007

★★★★★ Liked 1

finally a real fucking movie