This had potential. Not serious potential, but the kind of goofy charm that could’ve landed it an easy 2.5 stars from me if they’d just fixed the god awful pacing. Throw in some kills, a little action, doesn’t even have to be good, or full of blood and crazy practical effects. Just something before the last 15 minutes. It’s got a few humorous moments, but not enough to carry the whole thing. Too much waiting around, not enough payoff.