I've come to make an announcement:

The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a ing Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way…

Let's get one thing straight: Parasite is phenomenal. It's a stunning, subtle, and immensely powerful piece on class warfare and the nature of the human condition. It's also a tense, funny, extremely entertaining film that didn't feel its length at all. Go into it without knowing anything if you can; it made my viewing experience all the more exciting.

But with that said...I didn't really like the ending? Tons of details, character arcs, and storylines felt like they were dropped…