just completely ridiculous and while i did genuinely enjoy certain parts of it i think the plot being so convoluted is actually a disservice to the truly peak parts of the film, that is: The cruise craziness. cuz we all know that's the point so why bring in the nukes man. Like i don't fucking care about the nukes or the apostles or whatever. if the point is tom cruise doing his thing then don't give a half assed attempt…

didn't like this, i strongly disagree with the reviews praising this as some kind of distinctly important watch because im watching it with my parents and much of the cultural context for this series continues to go completely over their head. and i understand the effect that this has if u interact w these kinda kids or u live online and ur keenly fucking aware of what's going on. but less isn't more in this situation. was it a well…

i don't know if i should even log this because i did not finish it but this is my second time putting on this movie and 20 minutes in (around my original stopping point) i decided me and my bsf needed to get violently drunk to really experience it and spent the next 15 minutes of the runtime alternating between caressing kakiharas face through the screen and pouring more shots of bourbon. we got about an hour in before going…