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*I WATCHED THE 7 HOUR CUT OF DICKSHARK AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE*
(Barely)
“I’m not cuckoo for Dicksharks!”
Ok. I think it’s time to it defeat here. I am breaking up with Dickshark. I have tried time and time again to love this film. Some day a good movie named Dickshark will be made and we can all forget about the wretched existence of this stinky putrid movie. Maybe I’m meant to create that movie? Is that why…
I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane.
Someone help me
BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL BASEBALL
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES, BEETLES,
BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK