Harper stern: I’ve got an insider on the floor at the jellicle ball saying skimbleshanks the railway cat is going to be chosen as the next jellicle sent to the Heaviside layer 
rishi: im 50 long on macavity if this doesn’t work I’ll let anraj reverse my vasectomy with old deuteronomys clipped whiskers
Rob: my only client bombalurina just died 
Eric: I’m going to kill my self

ed begley jr. mulholland drive moment

ooo pretty girl. Let’s hate on her.

THE RAIN SCENE IS THE SINGLE MOST SEXUALLY CHARGED SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF THE MOVING IMAGE

ryan gosling dancing to 'this must be the place' on the verge of tears made me feel the entire spectrum of human emotion