Playmobil: The Movie

2019

34

Absolutely not

Tom & Jerry

2021

35

it amazes me every day that colin jost has made it this far in the industry

The Exorcist: Believer

2023

Watched

sucks ass

Earwig and the Witch

2020

21

i’ve seen commercials for The General Insurance that look better than this

How to Build a Better Boy

2014

½ 15

More painful to get through than anything out of the new french extremity movement

Blonde

2022

★★ Watched

i don’t know how i arrived at this but i’m blaming sam levinson

Allegiant

2016

½ 32

Halfway through this I got irrationally upset. This Ansel Elgort marathon was for a video (obviously) but it still felt like such a waste of time. There are so many things I’ve wanted to watch and read with the time I’ve had in quarantine. So much schoolwork this week that I’ve put 70% into rather than 100% for the sake of making time to get through these films. Anytime you get to a point where you’re watching a movie and…

Howard the Duck

1986

7

I need to take a shower immediately.

Hubie Halloween

2020

★★★ Liked 43

Forgot to log this but I had fun! Talked about this on the Karstcast! Normally when I have this little to say about something, I don’t even bother with a review. But I have to promote this podcast, please listen to the podcast. alright

November Criminals

2017

★½ 15

I think that pissed off dad spoke for all of us when he screamed “WHY DO YOU HAVE A PAGER??” in Ansel’s face.

Jurassic World Dominion

2022

1

at one point a kid in front of me got so bored he started doing a headstand in his seat which would normally be annoying but in this case was the most entertaining part of the movie

Black Adam

2022

Watched

noah centineo is gonna continue delivering the corniest performances imaginable and i’m gonna keep watching them