Karl Delossantos Patron

A nyc gay with medium movie opinions. 🍅 Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic. OFCS. Dorian Awards voter.

Favorite films

  • The Wedding Banquet
  • Black Christmas
  • Moonstruck
  • The Worst Person in the World

All
  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

More
Hereditary

2018

★★★★★ Liked Watched

When horror is done right, terrifying, heart-stopping horror, it grabs every one of your senses and makes you hyper-aware of all of them. It lays in wait, biding its time and revealing just enough throughout until the story comes crashing together at the end. It has a grounding in something real and human so that the horror feels even more imminent. Considering that definition, it's not an exaggeration to say that Hereditary is horror done perfectly.

For a period, you think you can call…

More
Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★½ Watched

Like a lot of the other depraved from my generation, Final Destination means so much to me. It is not only the reason I became enamored with horror. It is the reason I became enamored with movies. It is the reason I watch movies like a puzzle to be solved, whether a prestige drama or a silly franchise about people dying in increasingly wicked ways.

So when I heard that FD was returning, I fell to my knees. And when…

Sinners

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Although it takes place over a single day, Sinners is about centuries. It's about the foundations of our culture, our country and our world. It's about how the trauma of hate and division crosses time, boundaries and races like an illness that can destroy what we love—and how joy is the antidote. That's a lot of thematic heft for a movie that is in equal parts a folk horror, western drama, Blaxploitation thriller, quasi-musical and, oh yeah, a vampire movie.…

More
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

2022

★★★★ Liked 7

Don't worry, Sam Raimi fans. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness fully goes horror—jump scares, body horror, a smattering of diabolical kills and all. It's an MCU movie but has Raimi's creepy groovy campy deranged DNA all over it. Start the Elizabeth Olsen Oscar campaign. It's messy, uneven, and ridiculous but also may have made a play to be my favorite MCU movie of all time.

Full review on smash cut

Aftersun

2022

★★★★★ Liked 1

AFTERSUN is one of the best depictions of depression I’ve seen in film. Beautifully wrought with shots and score that play like a memory on loop. The last 10 minutes had the entire audience sobbing. Paul Mescal should be in the Oscar conversation. In tears. A masterpiece. #Cannes

My full review is on smash cut