The Monkey

2025

★★ 5

Seems to be a very personal film for Perkins and while I respect that pretty much nothing about this worked for me. The humor didn’t land and I was just bored unfortunately.

Before Midnight

2013

★★★★ 1

I’m still hung up on Linklater writing Celine telling Jesse that women aren’t hung up on achieving anything by a certain age and there’s “less pressure” because women don’t have as many role models to compare ourselves to. I know it’s one moment in this film but it’s just so deeply incorrect that I can’t stop ruminating on it. So much to love here but some obvious limitations too.

Birth

2004

★★★★½ Liked 1

Jonathan Glazer, you brilliant son of a bitch. Nicole Kidman is the bravest actor alive. Haunting, devastating, beautiful. This film absolutely lives up to its high praise. I’ll never be the same.

Dead Calm

1989

★★★½ 2

If I found a wild eyed Billy Zane adrift at sea, I don’t know that my first instinct would be to leave him alone with my wife.

Dog Man

2025

★★★½ 2

Okay I’m going to out myself as a Dog Man stan. Not the movie, the books. Technically my kid is the stan but I’ve read each of these books to him before bed for the past year or so and I’ve become fully invested. You’d be surprised how much genuine heart there is wedged between the potty humor and flip-o-ramas. 
The film does a pretty good job of capturing this sincerity in a tidy runtime and it’s quite a fun…

Companion

2025

★★½ 9

An incredible cast giving excellent performances in a film that unfolds in the least interesting way possible & feels incredibly stale & limited in its message. I hate to say this, because genuinely there is so much potential here, but this concept feels so wasted. 

It’s not that the film isn’t enjoyable enough, it’s a fun time as long as you don’t think too hard. It’s just that the subject of all the ways women are objectified and dehumanized and the ways…

I'm Still Here

2024

★★★★ Liked 5

Fernanda, girl you deserve that Oscar so bad.

Shrek 2

2004

★★★★★ Liked 2

In 2004 they made the perfect movie & it’s an animated sequel. Dreams do come true.

Shrek

2001

★★★★½ Liked 2

The Shrek movies are the children’s equivalent of the before trilogy and by that I mean they’re essential, romantic & perfect.

Wolf Man

2025

★★ 3

The spider scene is so good it makes me want to forget everything else but alas… I cannot.

Kiss of the Spider Woman

2025

★★★ 1

The early buzz for this is very confusing to me. While I appreciate that many of Jlo’s best talents are on display here, the film doesn’t really ask much from her other than looking absolutely gorgeous & singing & dancing well enough. I really don’t mean to undermine any of what she does achieve. She looks incredible in every scene and she is quite charming but the role itself is inherently limiting. 

As a musical, this doesn’t really work for me. There’s…

As If the Earth Had Swallowed Them Up

2025

★★★★½ Liked 2

The tragedy that is the violence against & erasure of women in Mexico is so hard to conceptualize fully. It’s so immense and seemingly insurmountable. I’m fascinated by the use of color here. The way it immediately communicates the loss of innocence, the loss of joy, the loss of self. What meaningful difference is there between the woman who remain and the women who are taken? How should we exist in this world that seems to care so little about whether…