C’mon, this isn’t a movie. It’s a bunch of talking heads explaining a movie to me. Please release the final edit, not the roundtable readings!

Didn’t think these guys could hit me as hard as the first time I heard 's The Mute' in 2005, but they did. And even better, now I somehow feel like I get the chance to hear their music for the first time again. The weirdos won. Thank god.

When you take the DNA of Snow White and stitch it together with Medusa's, you get The Substance – a disturbing dissection of our sickening obsession with age and beauty.

I want to ride a Kawasaki back to my early twenties.