i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game

and they say chivalry is dead

channing tatum is the college frat himbo that made it

when princess mindy ed all the sea creatures names, shes just like lady di

the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

me on roller coaster tycoon making rides engineered to kill all the people in the theme park

ive been caught speeding three times and even i would maybe fucking use my brakes if a log truck crashed in front of me

to use sandlertiser for all your uncaught germs

bruised willis

jigsaw showing up on the tvs like rupaul about to announce this weeks maxi-challenge

decent for its youtube-era, but probably about time we stop letting "parody" be an excuse for something thats not very good

jigsaw: the heaviest side of the scales gets to go free

my opponent, cutting off his own flesh into the scales: aaaah owie ouch

me, pooping in the scales: