it’s a shame we have lost the ancient chinese art of the double jump

being a defence lawyer seems pretty easy if the guy just owns up to it

michael mann’s gta online mission, complete with the cops that forget you did anything if you drive a few streets away

would have a legacy sequel by now if it wasn’t for DAYS OF THUNDER: TRICKLE not having quite the same ring to it

the last breathe of 80s throwback media until stranger things fires the final bullet

you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother

attended a conversation with tom cruise yesterday and he talked about this more than eyes wide shut. a film soooo pretty that you don’t care the rest is complete nonsense

stop g contracts with hacks when you can lose with cruise

having death come for you and, even worse, you have to do this with your awful distant cousins

99.9% of hustlers stop hustling just before they’re about to win big

there should be disneyworld rides of the kansas asylum they sent dorothy to

exactly the type of freaky shit you’d expect from the writer of the despicable me 4