how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

there is a scene when sonic snowboards, to which i thought “this is absurd!”, but then i ed the film is subtly setting up a live action Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

he christian bailed

invented peach sex innuendos before call me by your name had the fucking chance

treating this film like a slasher whodunnit and trying to guess who the predator is makes the film infinitely more fun

lets see paul allen's NFTs

i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game

channing tatum is the college frat himbo that made it

the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

ive been caught speeding three times and even i would maybe fucking use my brakes if a log truck crashed in front of me

bruised willis

i would have got off that plane the second i heard the crying baby, im sure the grim reaper would understand