forgive me father if I may turn this water into tea

we lost the one guy who actually knew what the fuck was going on here

funniest thing ethan hunt ever did was dress up as a cardinal to sneak into the vatican, that’s my first american pope

guys move back into town, find one human ear and suddenly make everything their business

crazier than any stunt is ing jeremy renner was in TWO of these

imagine missing the first scene and the cliffhanger is just tom cruise being tempted by caribbean cinema on his flight home

norma desmond i wish you could have lived long enough to see ozempic

probably the best one but only for the visual gag where tom cruise isn’t tall enough for the identification scanner

jeremy strong method acts too hard again and blackmails kieran culkin out of the ing actor oscar race

trying to pull marilyn monroe and your first move is pretending to be a depressed british man that collects shells

last night was a movie for real

1 hour in: this is pretty tame for david lynch

2 hours in: why is glinda from wicked speaking to nicolas cage