no more soundcloud djs some of you need to become farmers before we end up like this

*whispering to my girl when oppenheimer meets heisenberg* that’s the guy from breaking bad

how I’m acting when I lose my under 25 discount

poor guy is gonna leave a world where everything revolved around him to learn about taxes

haven’t really been able to watch anything else since seeing part two, zimmer freaked it with the bagpipes in the score

could imagine christopher nolan making this if he was down bad

I don’t think it was such a good idea to give the messiah the nuclear launch codes

as the prophecy foretold, whiteboy with rizz

art: he won’t treat you like I do baby

art: tashi please don’t text patrick back

art: [missed call x10]

patrick: daddy long dick just landed at the new rochelle challenger

shit like this only ever happens to kids who move to the japanese countryside, guess I’ll die

that’ll show him for telling his students to be poets, we need plumbers

can’t wait to show this one to my gran (she’s a big take that fan)