Jay has written 92 reviews for films during 2017.

The Wolverine

2013

★★½ 4

weird time for comic book movies where they just sent wolverine to japan and that’s the concept

Bright

2017

★½ 3

"im making a suicide squad of directors and screenwriters"

[viola davis flips open files to reveal david ayer and max landis]

"the worst of the worst"

Rosemary's Baby

1968

★★★★½ Liked 4

fuck off rosemary im not going to your fucking baby shower

Murder on the Orient Express

2017

★★½ 3

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

2017

Liked 4

STEP THE FUCK UP KYLO

Justice League

2017

★★ Watched

most of you know by now i dont like zack snyders tonal vision for the dceu, however id rather a cinematic universe had consistancy than be a cluster fuck of different tones. joss whedon unfortunately didnt get the memo and attempted to conjure up a lighter tone from the dark and miserable footage zack left, we will never know if all the reshot scenes and cgi lips improved the original, but it sure proves warner bros have no clue what…

Annihilation

2018

Liked Added

early award season 2019 predictions alex garlands gonna come through with another masterpiece which is ignored and robbed by everyone

yes im still bitter

The Disaster Artist

2017

★★★½ Liked 2

probably the closest thing to an modern take on ed wood (thanks to tommy wiseau himself) were gonna get. both tim burtons movie and the disaster artist work as american dream/success stories with comedy that doesnt always rely on the viewer being aware of the room or plan 9 from outer space, of course there are jokes only the room fans would get, but thanks to the source material comedy is also found outside of references.

james franco gives one…

Logan

2017

★★★★½ Liked 1

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

1989

★½ 1

his ass spent barely any time in manhatten

Incredibles 2

2018

this is basically more proof disney pixar are kinda out of ideas but you know ill be fighting 12 year olds to see the best nostalgia trip im ever gonna watch

Justice League

2017

another borderline watchable dceu movie according to the star graph?

pretends to be shocked