when her mother is like “ the piano recital tomorrow!” like oh yeah that’s what this is about

not caring about her awful son visiting because the football game is on, this diva!

it’s a shame we have lost the ancient chinese art of the double jump

carlito you have to stop. your hustle too different. your angles too good. these streets will kill you

assumed this was two hours long but apparently i started the three hours directors cut and didn’t realise until half way through. wasn’t my vibe but i kept going. my reward? jimmy fallon

harrison ford driving around in a cowboy hat just aura farming

i thought the one place i was safe from tom cruise doing backflips would be a francis ford coppola film, boy was i wrong

henry cavill is so good here they could only follow his villain with an evil gif, and i will never get tired of saying “that’s the moustache that ruined the dc cinematic universe!”

being a defence lawyer seems pretty easy if the guy just owns up to it

michael mann’s gta online mission, complete with the cops that forget you did anything if you drive a few streets away

would have a legacy sequel by now if it wasn’t for DAYS OF THUNDER: TRICKLE not having quite the same ring to it

they used to make so many movies about tom cruise getting involved with a scary cult. Which could mean nothing