Twilight

2008

★★★½ 19

Alice can step on me.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

1988

★★★½ 7

Petition for more movies to get personalized theme songs.

Election

1999

★★★★ 5

Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.

Megamind

2010

★★★½ 16

Might be the most quotable Dreamworks movie in existence.

The Host

2006

★★★★½ 6

There are monsters and then there are monsters.

Only one of them consciously make decisions that destroys communities and it’s not the one that lives in the sewer.

The Woman in Black

2012

★★★½ 4

I feel like gothic horror often looks great, but usually lacks a bite that matches it’s atmosphere— this is not the case for The Woman in Black. 

Really shocked by the low ratings, I missed this back in 2012 but kind of glad I did because I would not have appreciated it as much as I do in this moment.