Twilight

2008

★★★½ 19

Alice can step on me.

The Woman in Black

2012

★★★½ 4

I feel like gothic horror often looks great, but usually lacks a bite that matches it’s atmosphere— this is not the case for The Woman in Black. 

Really shocked by the low ratings, I missed this back in 2012 but kind of glad I did because I would not have appreciated it as much as I do in this moment.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

1988

★★★½ 7

Petition for more movies to get personalized theme songs.

The Host

2006

★★★★½ 6

There are monsters and then there are monsters.

Only one of them consciously make decisions that destroys communities and it’s not the one that lives in the sewer.

Megamind

2010

★★★½ 16

Might be the most quotable Dreamworks movie in existence.

Election

1999

★★★★ 5

Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.