Daddy's Head

2024

★★★½ 7

The kind of movie that makes you even more suspicious of the shadows in your room. Unnerving, unsettling, very cool movie that’s far more focused on making your hair raise rather than hold your hand.

House of Spoils

2024

★★ 5

Ariana DeBose operates only at level 10 and it’s both a bad thing but also a very funny thing.

V/H/S/Beyond

2024

★★½ 10

Unable to tell if Fur Babies is actually good or if Tusk did that much psychic damage to me (complimentary, I think). 

Stowaway, Kate Siegel, please don’t stop directing.

Stork feels like it’s ripped straight from a video game cutscene, which is both a good and bad thing.

Dream Girl would probably be more watchable if the final 10 minutes wasn't told via a strobe light constantly blinking. 

Live and Let Dive is the least interesting, creative, and most actively insufferable of the bunch. 

Another year, another hit and miss VHS, but I’ll keep watching.

Escape from the 21st Century

2024

★★★★ 1

I hate everything about the grown-up world except you.

Apartment 7A

2024

★★ 14

Somehow rosemary’s baby has returned. 

Jokes aside, weird decision to essentially remake an iconic movie but package it as prequel.

Terrifier 3

2024

★★ 117

All that blood and gore just to hide the disappointing reality that the movie is an aimless mess with no sauce. 

Good split diopter shot though.