Resident Evil: Extinction

2007

★★½ 1

Was really digging this until the ending. Oh how they massacred my boy Tyrant.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

2004

★★ Watched

Cool set pieces and I thought they nailed the Nemesis design! Everything else is so haphazardly thrown together that it barely manages to be coherent, even more unfortunate that it ends up being a snooze.

Wick Is Pain

2025

3

Forever indebted to Eva Longoria for saving John Wick. 

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★½ 15

Crazy idea, scrap the jangling keys multiverse in favor of stories that care about their characters. 

Also more movies where Bucky looks like the Terminator. 

Podcast: Ep. 228- Thunderbolts*

First Blood

1982

★★★★½ 2

Nothing is over. Nothing. You just don't turn it off. It wasn't my war.

Titanic

1997

★★★★★ Rewatched

The ship of dreams. 

ˈma-stər-ˌpēs

Freaky Tales

2024

★★★★½ 16

I am not exactly sure where the line between homage and cheap imitation begins or ends. It’s not exactly a black and white answer, but it’s something that crossed my mind while walking out of Freaky Tales. A movie that very proudly wears its inspirations on its sleeve, but maybe that’s the distinction? Proudly. Warmly embraces the love for Tarantino, Hill, and Carpenter rather than coyly pretending they don’t exist?

Im not sure, but what I am sure is that…

BloodRayne

2005

★½ 10

Fascinatingly bad movie, but if it deserves any credit, it’s shot on location so at least it looks like a movie?

Other than that, it’s a hoot to watch. Michael Madsen simply does not want to be there. Billy Zane’s wig? I’m both shocked and not shocked Michelle Rodriguez is here, same goes for Ben Kingsley.

Entering the Uwe Boll stretch of adaptations, should be interesting.

Mickey 17

2025

★★★★ 15

Capitalism, fascism, government control of our bodies. Wake up. Work. Die. Repeat. Not sure if we can beat the system, but for Bong Joon Ho, it’s worth fighting if there’s love. 

Profoundly romantic movie. 

Podcast- Ep. 223- March 2025 New Movie Recap

A Minecraft Movie

2025

★½ 78

Movie unironically uses the word “unalive” by the way. Society is cooked.

Too many characters, Overworld feels weightless, storytelling is afterthought— normal ingredients for a blockbuster intended for kids from a studio that only cares about exploiting an IP kids love. 2025 y’all.

Incoming “it’s a kids a movie” excuses as if kids movies can’t be good