Enough time has ed. I like MODOK and I’m angry they wasted him in this movie.

Enough time has ed. I like MODOK and I’m angry they wasted him in this movie.
For those we’ll never meet.
Even if the series has earned the right to relish in the past a bit, the long-winded exposition drops and outright weird character decisions (mainly Grace + Gabriel) make the first hour undoubtedly frustrating.
Yet, I’ve happily watched this movie 3 times now, twice within 12 hours, and I’m finding different ways to appreciate the first hour (and new ways to find it frustrating). Fortunately once we get to the sub, the movie operates at…
About a hundred 80s needle drops to hide its inept direction and sauceless performances.
The movie from Cannes I’ve been thinking about the most. Mostly because of how radically I went from, this is not very good to this might best movie I’ve seen this year?
It’s kind of like watching the 2014-2015 Knicks play and then at halftime prime Ewing and Starks come off the bench to play. Spike is constructing scenes and images that are so powerful, so exciting, it felt like I had seen Starks dunk on the Bulls for the…
The Venice chase scene and subsequent alley fight scene is hall of fame worthy— the walls closing in on Ethan literally and symbolically. Dead Reckoning might be a little clunky at times but it’s also the most ambitious of the 8 and I adore it for that reason.
We recapped every single Mission Impossible on Patreon to rep for The Final Reckoning.
First video game adaptation to premiere at Cannes? Pour one out for Uwe Boll.
The brilliance of the indie game that went viral in early-2024 was its simplicity— identify the anomaly and then walk in the other direction. Innately tense, horror existing in the banality of our routine commute. As you can guess, it’s why the game is also enjoyable. Rounding the corner, holding your breath, did I find the anomaly?
Yet the game’s primary appeal is mostly an afterthought in…
The evolution of Wes is fascinating to chart and like most of his films, The Phoenician Scheme will grow on me with time, but it lacks so much of the emotional fervor that buzzed through Asteroid City or even The French Dispatch. Fully embrace the Mia Threapleton takeover though!