Swore I’d never watch this again, yet here we are. 

Released during the infancy of Netflix originals and maybe should have been our first warning sign of what was to come? Even if you’re able to somehow watch this in a vacuum and disassociate from the manga/anime. It’s incoherent at best, shallow at its worst.

Never going to blame Wingard for attempting the studio system rat race after gems like The Guest and You’re Next— at least there is some semblance…

From 6 delays to a confusing advertising campain to the director straight up spoiling the movie, Morbius is an absolute mess in every way possible. 

A cookie cutter origin story that somehow becomes more incoherent as the movie goes on. It lacks any ounce of excitement or heart, which is evident in the hollow performancss from a majority of the cast, most notably Leto. 

One would think that with its lackluster story and wooden characters, that at the very least…

There’s a scene where Chun-Li fights in a nightclub while the Ace Hood song “Guns High” plays except in the movie, the lyrics “Street Fighters! This is street fightin’, street fightin” are heard. I tried to find this version online to listen to it but it doesn’t seem to exist, yet on IMDb, Ace Hood is credited for the song “Street Fighter”. I did find a song on YouTube called “Street Fighter” by Ace Hood, however, it’s clearly just “Guns…