The Electric State

2025

½ 30

Bad movies exist. They have existed and will continue to always exist. The Electric State is a bad movie directed by two people who would ironically be the villain of their own movie. It’s images lack any semblance of life and in lieu of any meaningful storytelling, it opts for exposition dumps set to Now That’s What I Call Music: Vol 7 needle drops. Why explore a theme when we can have Milly Bobby Brown lethargically tell you them to the…

Dear Santa

2024

½ 28

Up there with one of the worst endings in recent memory. Burn it to the ground.

Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

2024

½ 24

The children deserve better

Stranger at the Gate

2022

½ 5

Ah yes, I forgot it’s the Muslim community’s responsibility to ensure they don’t get murdered by angry white men simply for existing.

What an absolute tone deaf and frankly embarrassing documentary.

Oscar Gauntlet: #51/54

Twilight Zone: The Movie

1983

½ 5

Feels kind of gross to review a movie where children died while making it and they still thought releasing the movie was a good idea.

Because surprise, it was a terrible fucking idea.

Marmaduke

2022

½ 3

Pete Davidson                       Netflix

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 Making questionable career decisions

When We Were Bullies

2021

½ 2

In the wise words of Randy Jackson, “That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.”

He's All That

2021

½ 3

Everyone associated with making this movie deserves to go straight to movie jail.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

2010

16

Maybe it’s just me but generally speaking, when people discuss the worst video game adaptations, Prince of Persia isn’t mentioned often when it absolutely needs to be?? Not sure if Jake Gyllenhaal has been more miscast in his career? What’s with his accent?? Why is the action edited like someone just discovered Premiere Pro? Gemma Arterton? Alfred Molina??

Many many questions.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

2009

6

There’s a scene where Chun-Li fights in a nightclub while the Ace Hood song “Guns High” plays except in the movie, the lyrics “Street Fighters! This is street fightin’, street fightin” are heard. I tried to find this version online to listen to it but it doesn’t seem to exist, yet on IMDb, Ace Hood is credited for the song “Street Fighter”. I did find a song on YouTube called “Street Fighter” by Ace Hood, however, it’s clearly just “Guns…

Valiant One

2025

5

Propaganda used to be convincing.

And So It Goes

2014

6

Let Prime Video keep running after Because I Said So ended and accidentally did a Diane Keaton triple feature.

This was the worst one, but excited to see Diane Keaton on my Letterboxd Wrapped next year.