Fascinatingly bad movie, but if it deserves any credit, it’s shot on location so at least it looks like a movie?

Other than that, it’s a hoot to watch. Michael Madsen simply does not want to be there. Billy Zane’s wig? I’m both shocked and not shocked Michelle Rodriguez is here, same goes for Ben Kingsley.

Entering the Uwe Boll stretch of adaptations, should be interesting.