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Favorite films

  • John Wick: Chapter 4
  • Titanic
  • Wagon Master
  • The Insider

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  • Friday the 13th

    ★★½

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★

  • Ballerina

    ★★★½

  • Friendship

    ★★★★

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Challengers

2024

★★★★★ 150

There is no sport more intimate or erotic than tennis. It is one of the few major sports where two players agree to partake, for hours, in a duel of body, mind, and soul. Naturally, to engage with anyone that intensely, an inescapable relationship is forged— one that intensifies with every stroke, every bead of sweat, every grunt. It may not be as fleshy as boxing, but arguably the lack of is what makes tennis more arousing— is not…

Accepted

2006

★★★ 19

2001: A Space Odyssey                    Accepted

- long and boring                          - short and hilarious 

- has zero Green Day                  - features the hit            
    songs                                        …

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Friday the 13th

1980

★★½ 22

Very possible the best thing this movie gave us was the Friday the 13th game back in 2017. 

Which, hot take, that game was the only asymmetrical survival game that truly understood what made that genre enjoyable and I blame Dead by Daylight’s obsession with making the genre a competitive sweat fest as a major reason for the genre’s downfall.

Podcast- Friday the 13th

How to Train Your Dragon

2010

★★★★ 7

Good movie, would be a shame if they tried to make a live action version.

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May December

2023

★★★★½ 45

Charles fucking Melton. I don’t want to reduce a movie that’s clearly crafted with so much skill to create scenes brimming with unease to a single performance, but Melton is so absurdly good that without him, I’m not sure how this movie reaches those insane harrowing levels. His body language, his mannerisms, his delivery— he is the personification of stolen innocence and your heart breaks for him. 

Portman, Moore, the campy piano melody that plays after a reveal, the dressing room shot, the Portman letter monologue— all pieces of a sick and tragic puzzle that is May December.