oops! i watched it again (for the bechdel cast)

but i don’t have a neuromuscular disorder… the spider venom did have healing properties ❤️

objectively nuts that i had to watch this twice to feel like i really 'got it' but that is how much i care about of the bechdel cast matreon you're welcome

he literally dies like tony in west side story except the cause is being kinda sweaty lmao

it's truly awful but i'd be lying if i said 'WHAT'S CANCER?' from hot frosty didn't get a laugh out of me. don't tell him lacey!!!

ben platt looks amazing in this movie! everything else was bad unfortunately

i didn't watch sandler movies growing up and literally everyone else did and treats his work like some millennial nostalgia meth. i'll never get it lol like this was awful. idc if my peers don't respect me history will prove me right

don't piss me off!

I love that there’s a character whose first line is ‘My name is Jarin. I’m a nurse’ and the last reference to him is a half hour he dies and is just ‘His name was Jarin. He was a nurse.’

brutal

i would never break up with a talented, kind feminist. even if his iq score was 6

creeps closer to titane territory than i could possibly have imagined 🚗

i regret to inform you that steve carell cannot deliver a convincing armstrong 'fuck off'