Barbie

2023

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

this time i was watching the directors commentary and greta gerwig has absolutely no idea who john cena is. she called him ‘john senna’ lmao good fa her

(i swear im just brushing up because we’re doing this movie for five shows on a bechdel cast tour and i am THOROUGH)

Barbie

2023

★★★★★ Liked 1

NO MORE DISCOURSE!!!!!!

The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked 5

Titane looking like Nick fucking Junior right about now!!!!! RELENTLESS, I loved it, and I'm not interested in a single man's opinion on it :-)

The Substance

2024

Liked 2

this movie is a xanax nightmare elisabeth has the day she's fired by dennis quaid over shrimp. she wakes up the next morning and starts applying to master's programs, asking around about ghostwriters, and looking up the prices of ranches in upstate new york. she lives another 35 years and starts a terrible wine brand and a terrible podcast. she is basically happy

Get Out

2017

Liked Rewatched

TSA line gets me every damn time

Midsommar

2019

Liked Watched

saw the director’s cut in IMAX last night!

my gripes with it are consistent (bipolar causes you to murder suicide your entire family… are you *sure* you want to commit that to paper babe) but five years later, the annual viewing still hits. some lil thoughts:

-it’s amazing how will poulter is the hottest man on earth with his normal accent, and odious the second he plays an american.
-the director’s cut makes christian’s shittiness more explicit, and i prefer…

Poor Things

2023

★★★★ Liked 1

this movie was designed to break the bechdel cast and you have to respect that

Poor Things

2023

★★★ Liked Watched

tony mcnamara is creating a weird and dissonant cottage industry of 'emma stone attempted empowerment movies that ends on a prescriptive good for her moment.' weirdly he will get many awards for this

could have used a few more burp bubbles

The Wolf of Wall Street

2013

★★★★ 1

does doing quaaludes really make you sound like cartman?

Nosferatu

2024

★★★ 3

all realtors are cowards 🔪

Black Swan

2010

★★★★★ Rewatched

as a mentally ill skin picker with botched ballet aspirations i can give no fewer stars at this time

The Shining

1980

★★★★★ Liked 1

it a perfect movie all right (saw at the egyptian next to a tourist on meth)