Jacob Tender Patron

Favorite films

  • Perfect Days
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Petite Maman
  • Ran

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  • The Amateur

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★½

  • It's Showtime

    ★★★½

  • Treasure Planet

    ★★★½

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Civil War

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Every frame is a photograph.

I could take or leave the conflict driving this movie. I'll accept it because shit is dire right now and we've got people knocking down the doors of government buildings. But that's all set dressing here. I don't think this movie has a lot to say, politically. But it does look incredibly good.

I'm a sucker for journalism stories. And in a time where journalism is undervalued and oversold, I'm very comfortable within the fantasy…

Superman

1941

★★★★ Liked Watched

Chances are, if you've seen this online, you've seen a poor digital copy. If you've seen this recently, it's probably severely degraded by AI enlargement and color "correction."

I compared (with screenshots) what’s available to stream on ad-ed services like Plex to a fan restoration project called Mild-Mannered Superman, and then that version to the stunning new Blu-ray release.

If you're watching through Max Fleischer's run of Superman shorts, I encourage you to seek out either the Blu-ray or the fan restoration linked above.

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The Amateur

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

Idk why reviews of this are so poor. This dumb flick is better than half the Bourne movies.

I liked this enough to seek out the movie it was based on.

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★½ Watched

Ethan wake up!

The diving portion was a spectacular respite from an otherwise braindead romp in a franchise that’s been overcooked.

Good night, mister.

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She and Her Cat

1999

★★★★ Liked 2

Who knew cats were so poetic?

Please seek out the original version of this short. The fandub just doesn't seem to fit correctly.

Detachment

2011

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Like the movie, this review is hard to get through.

Some movies are like a storm. There is the calm before the storm, the first gusts, the eye, and then the final tempest rolls through. Like a storm, Detachment whisks you on a directionless emotional flight. When you've finally been put back on the ground, you are just as lost as you were in the air.

This is a consequential movie that has left me breathless, broken and despondent. If I judge my film of the year based on emotional response, this one might just have it.