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Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Perfect Blue
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Alien

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  • Hide and Seek

    ★★★★★

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★

  • Edward II

    ★★★★

  • You Can't Take It with You

    ★★★½

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Materialists

2025

★★★★ Liked 1

Celine Song, you could never do me wrong.

Materialists is the horror movie I have always wanted about the modern dating world, capturing every ounce of existential fear trapped inside of an hourglass strapped to our chest as we present our most pristine and presentable versions of ourselves, accidentally making the process of finding a life partner potentially vapid and empty. Song uses this and weaponizes it towards the audience, often making a film that is distanced and cold at times,…

Friendship

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Friendship won’t shift the needle for anyone on Tim Robinson, but it’s descent into a blend of cringe humor, true horror at the sight of the heart of toxic masculinity, and despair thinking about the male loneliness epidemic, made for a watch that affected me in a multitude of ways. There a number of gags that feel familiar to “I Think You Should Leave”, but reach such extremes of uncomfortability that I couldn’t help but wince or shy my eyes from…

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Hide and Seek

1996

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Pride 2025 Film #14
First-time watch

Maybe one of my favorite queer films of all time now, Hide and Seek’s experimental presentation, blending real documentary footage of lesbians discussing their childhoods and repressed moments of sexuality with fictional footage of a similar experience that feels all too real. There is so much done to socialize children into heteronormativity, from all those childhood talks at the playground, to truth or dare taking place at a slumber party, and it was powerful…

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

2023

★★ 1

Man, my 6 year-old cousin I just met reminded me this existed. This is just “rattling keys at the audience” the movie, just going through the greatest hits of some of the Mario games and spin-off games and then it just kinda ends. I’ll probably see the next one.

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I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked 22

Growing up, I never felt like I was a boy. I felt for a long part of my life I was chasing something else, and at one point I assumed that meant being a man. And then I ed the first dream where I was a woman and I woke up with my pillow wet covered in tears. But that also never felt right and it would be a long time until I understood my gender and it was through…

The Little Guy

2022

★★★★ Liked 3

Groot has war with an entire civilation and almost commits mass genocide, classic Groot!