Emilia Pérez

2024

½ 91

Okay my friends forced me to watch this finally in a discord call so I played Civilization 6 on the main monitor. In my civ 6 game I played as Hungary and established a coastal city. Things were looking fine until I realized there was quite the amount of barbarian camps around my ancient era town. I tried not to panic but I got to work on producing warrior units immediately as defense. After researching a couple trees of science…

Southland Tales

2006

★★★★★ 9

THE ROCK SAID WHAT???

Im in utter shock. This movie somehow predicted the future better than any movie I’ve ever seen ever. It’s absolutely unreal what I witnessed just now. 

The rock’s best character of all fucking time? I wish we’ve gotten more roles out of this man like this what the absolute shit. 

The score???? THE SCORE IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. THE MOST INSANE SEQUENCE OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SINGING TO THE KILLERS…

Neighbors

2014

★★½ 4

Movies used to have Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Transformers

2007

★★★★ 12

HOLY FUCK I CRIED I WEPT I JUMPED I SCREAMED ITS SO HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Her

2013

★★★★★ 14

Hits just as good as it did when I was 14, when I was 17, when I was 19, when I was 21, and now 25

Each time evolving through a different lens emotionally that will no doubt continue until I die

Boogie Nights

1997

★★★★½ 21

BABYLON FOR PORN

The shortest movie of my fucking life. Everything here flows so perfectly. The characters are so palpable I can taste their sweat dripping off the scree. The story feels like everything all movies are too pussy to really dig into in this tone

This is one of the first PTA movies that I really GOT on the first watch and It just shows how locked in he was at such a young age for directing

The sexiness…

2012

2009

★★½ 9

I never realized the ending is them planning to colonize Africa AGAIN

Punch-Drunk Love

2002

★★★★★ 18

Trying to watch this a couple years ago I felt I wasn’t giving it my full attention. The mood or setting surrounding my life wasn’t allowing me to connect with a movie that I’ve heard from all corners of the world that this is the one that changed their life

It took me a long time to be ready for this until one day my friend just said let’s watch it and maybe that was the best way I could’ve…