Sinners

2025

★★★★½ 11

Rewatched as my first 70mm IMAX movie and damn near cried at the first frame

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★½ Liked 8

Dude Perfect ass deaths bro 💀

(Complimentary)

Friendship

2024

★★★★ 19

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Cat People

1982

★★★★ 11

SEX. PUSSY. SEX. BLOOD. TITS. PUSSY. CATS. INCEST???? SEX. DEATH. Ed Begley Jr. TITS. CATS.


Great movie

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★ Liked 14

Doesn’t even crack top 5 evil things Elaine Benes has done

Crash

1996

★★★★½ 11

These mf’s would love beamNG

Definitely my favorite Cronenberg so far, I mean despite the freaky insane death fueled sex it’s also just fucking cool. Elevated by a score that just teleports me to a back alley to bash my head it while giving me a handy. 

Unreal

The Shrouds

2024

★★★½ Liked 3

A very loving grief stricken 3.5 stars 

With all the scary technology the scariest ones were the Alienware pc and the thinkpad laptop

In Cronenberg we trust

Conclave

2024

★★★★ 32

RIP Pope Francis, today is your day 🙏

The Ugly Stepsister

2025

★★★ 16

COCK IN FILM REPRESENTATION

Pride & Prejudice

2005

★★★★ 8

My pussy fluttered a lil ngl

Sinners

2025

★★★★½ 12

I’m ready to start saying crazy shit about this movie

There Will Be Blood

2007

★★★★★ 9

BadlandChugs be like: I drink your milkshake. I drink it up. 

Oh shit so that was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen cool. I mean I always knew it was going to be somehow but to see it really actually be that and exceed that somehow is sick. 

The dirty mud and oil that glows with impenetrable shimmer, the rotting hand that holds the glass deemed grateful to drink from, the snowballing capitalistic hellscape that darkens the plains. 

Fuck…