Materialists

2025

★★★½ 7

With my gf of 6 years because I slid into their dms talkin bout sonic you NOT gonna matchmake me

Predator: Killer of Killers

2025

★★★★ 7

So fucking cool. The choreography is just superb. Dan Trachtenberg knows exactly what makes this franchise click. 

Makes me wanna brawl with a predator 1v1 I feel like I could take em after a couple beers 🤷‍♂️

Ballerina

2025

★★★ 9

What if John Wick had less sauce 

Some really cool sequences that stand out (with clear help from Chad Stahelski) but otherwise getting from scene to scene is a TASK. Resident evil 4 intro village type sequence almost had me hype but man it takes the interesting world building of the main franchise and makes it woefully uninteresting. Taking an intriguing world of assassins and turning it into a generic whatever bad guy cult where the vengeance is just a…

Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★½ Liked 5

My special interest growing up was sharks. I loved them and was absolutely terrified of them at the same time. Mainly terrified due to extremely young nightmares caused by Deep Blue Sea starring LL Cool J. I had science pages ripped from books on my wall, I played terrible video games where I could be a shark like Miami Shark and Hungry Shark; and I watched every shark movie I could find. I loved all the Jaws movies (yes even…

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★ Liked 14

I laughed I smiled I laughed even more. The cast is dope and I like the weird shit Wes feeling crazy with to try in this. Felt like he was extremely comfortable just letting it rip here and that’s off putting for some but I like when Michael Cera does his dancy dance and smokes a cig. Bryan Cranston basketball scene easily an all timer for that old timer. Benecio is killer. I like the lil things and when the movie got a lot of lil things it adds up into one big thing that I like

Wet Hot American Summer

2001

★★★★ 7

They’re all fucking everybody’s fucking

The Royal Tenenbaums

2001

★★★★★ 4

Raw, unclean, tender, so fucking aggressively melancholy. Messy and unorganized but you wouldn’t change a thing. Royal Tenenbaums is such an unfiltered middle point for Wes Andersons increase in perfecting his style. The very roots of the underlying sadness that accompanies the brightest and warmest colors. I wanna fucking live in that house FUCK

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

2023

★★★★ 19

Story within a story within a story within a story all putting images in your head about stories that you’re not seeing but still seeing just like the stories that’s being told to you in a gloriously funny and gorgeous way with little mini people and sick ass sets moved by people you never are supposed to see but see them over seeing the stories being told about seeing things

Mountainhead

2025

★★★ 10

Most unrealistic part is the tech bro having a
switch instead of a steam deck

🫶Ramy Youssef🫶

Jane Austen Wrecked My Life

2024

★★★★ 2

So cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★ 8

Fosters Home For Demented Kids

Following the Philippou brothers for a while with their YouTube days and seeing their success with Talk To Me, it’s amazing to notice their personality shine through and stand out in the horror scene. Yet this early in their cinematic careers something feels like it’s being held back. When they choose to be visceral and over the top that’s when their movies are standing above all, but it’s those quieter more personal moments that feel…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Liked 27

The first hour: “here’s what’s you missed on Glee” 

The following hours: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST ACTION SET PIECE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN NOT EVEN NATHAN DRAKE SURVIVING THIS SHIT