Tony Pepperoni Patron

Please don’t take anything that I’ve said too seriously. I tend to like boring movies, and I have horrible taste.

He/Him

Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • La La Land

All
  • Sahara

    ★★½

  • Warfare

    ★★★

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★½

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★★

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Total Recall

2012

★★ Watched

Long story short I don’t think this movie deserves as much hate as it gets, that being said I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again. In contrast I would watch the original literally any day of the week. 

I’m about to go on a rant, so be prepared (it’s only because I care so much)

I have such mixed feelings about this film. The world that has been created here is so incredibly visually interesting, but the filmmaking is…

House

1977

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I don’t think I’ve ever seen editing like this in my life. This film is something completely new to me, and something that I now know I love and will be looking for. I am now entering my “force all my friends to watch house” phase of cinema literacy.

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Sahara

2005

★★½ Watched

There’s not much positive about the production of this movie, but I must it some of the over the top narrative beats were pretty fun. The editing makes all of the action scenes almost incomprehensible and the story over all makes no sense at all. I’m still not sure what the warlord had so much toxic waste to dispose of.

Warfare

2025

★★★ Watched

A fantastic and gritty depiction of real warfare, which is impeccably made but just not quite my cup of tea. I think I may have enjoyed this movie more in a different format I watched this at home and was having a hard time getting fully immersed, and I feel like that's the main draw to this film is the raw immersion that it pulls the viewer into. one of my main complaints is that it just felt like there…

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Yojimbo

1961

★★★★½ Liked 1

This is probably the most cinematic film I’ve ever experienced. There was so much more here than I expected.

Longlegs

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.