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Fuck The Asylum.

Fuck their shitty approach to filmmaking that doesn't even have the earnestness of the worst Roger Corman flick.

Fuck their cynical corporate attitude.

Fuck the people who willingly buy into their crap.

Fuck the people who think bad movies like this are fun to enjoy ironically.

Fuck everyone who contributed to making this a thing.

Fuck my friends for making me watch this with them (I love those bastards anyways)

But most importantly fuck this movie.

5

It's bad enough the first film exists. But why does a second one now exist!? The better question is: WHY DID I WATCH IT!?!?

14

Asylum, just stop. It was cute for the first couple movies you did. Staying up until 2 am, half a pizza stuffed in my mouth, laughing hysterically at what was on screen has lost its luster. It was fun, and I'll it, I was quite enraptured with you for awhile. But my heart has moved on. Miami Connection, Troll 2 and Over the Top have given me cheap thrills with credibility and style. I thought you loved me Asylum, but I've now realized the frauds that you truly are.

Fuck you. And your CGI sharknados.

Review by Sam🦧 ★★

I should probably scratch a film off my 800+ watchlist, maybe something thought provoking and highly acclaimed…

But what if the Sharknado wins this time?🤔

6

Once again, the ultimate cinema experience: sharks flying everywhere 🤯 It's super bloody, gory, dumb, funny, scary, inspiring, and touching. You can literally feel all the emotions in this 95-minute masterpiece. Not to mention the incredible cinematography, god-level VFX, and perfect editing🤌

A goated sequel with insane cameos! Including a shark home run, sharks vs. sewer alligators, Travis Bickle, flame shark, super-strong prosthetics 🦾, and the greatest scene of all time: Fin cutting a shark in half with a chainsaw🗣️🗣️🗣️ This is probably one of the best sequels ever to exist, even better than The Dark Knight.

*My favorite performance in this one is Sharknado as itself 💀☠️ Its acting really deserves an award.

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how does this happen more than once

3

"Think of it this way, this is a twister... with teeth."

Watch out for sharks if you get on a plane! Ladies and sharktlemen, welcome to the pinnacle of so bad it's good Z-movie (because B is too high of a letter for this). Sharknado 2 is an improvement over the first in the sense that they fully embrace the sillyness here. The sharks and characters do some wacko stuff, the story is absolute nonsense and the main character (and everyone else) is clearly delusional. It's non-stop nonsense entertainment from beginning to end, it knows what it is and doesn't apologize.

The one-liners need some polishing but I still laughed a lot. I wouldn't want to call this creative because…

6

The Cheese Royale of Cheesy Goodness!

A ton of cameo's make this devilishly fun!

Review by cariel

this is one of those films where you watched as a kid because it was so awesome but when u rewatch it again u realize how fucking ass it is.

Review by Quintin ★½

I watched this with a couple of friends and a couple of drinks.

I can't a time I laughed as hard as I did when my friend pointed at the screen and said "Is that Billy Rae Cyrus in Sharknado 2?" and we paused the screen and laughed for a minute straight.

Review by Tony the Terror ★★★★ Liked

Insanely stupid name and terrible special effects aside, this was actually more fun than it had any right to be.

Tara Reid gets her arm bitten off in the opening scene and it’s definitely an interesting choice that was made, but you get to see her act like she just got her arm bitten off and it sounds more like a drunk person who stubbed their toe. Really beautiful stuff!

Somehow they end up in NY this time with many skyline shots looking absolutely nothing like that city, but oddly similar to Vancouver so this is pretty much Sharknado Takes Manhattan and I’m ok with it!

Some of the cameos have not aged well like Matt Lauer who can seriously…

Review by TheMovieMob ★★

✅ 2 / 5 ✅ — Sharknado 2 takes every bit of its shark B-movie ridiculousness to new heights!

Sharknado 2: The Second One takes the absurdity of the Sharknado concept and cranks it up to a whole new level. With a bigger budget, the director unleashes even more outrageous scenarios, featuring sharks on planes and in subways. The film revels in its delightful nonsense, showcasing everything from chainsaw hands and wedding rings discovered in shark bellies to hilariously inspirational speeches, all while delivering a steady stream of C-list cameos that kept me laughing from start to finish. Sharknado 2 sets the tone for the rest of the franchise, solidifying a formula that promises even more ridiculous enjoyment in the future.

- See where Sharknado 2 🦈 ranks: Sharknado  |  2014