Look, this movie has some bizarre pacing, cute albeit entirely unnecessary callbacks to previous films, way too many characters to balance (very funny for the character you gave nothing to do to say out loud "there's nothing for me to do"), and a general unmistakable sense that they did not plan out what to do next before finishing the previous film.
BUT the climax was one of the most insane things I've ever seen onscreen and it made my palms…
you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother
The first hour: “here’s what’s you missed on Glee”
The following hours: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST ACTION SET PIECE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN NOT EVEN NATHAN DRAKE SURVIVING THIS SHIT
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i need two deleted scenes on the blu-ray:
1) dunloe's house catches fire. through the rising smoke, he rushes to grab his most prized possession, a knife from when he got fired 30 years ago that he intends to give to the guy who got him fired as a gift if he so happens to see him
2) angela bassett is advised to select an american city to nuke before confidently and without hesitation enunciating "San Diego, California"
Mission Impossible AI: Manipulates global events to control the world
Our AI: Tralalero Tralala
gonna petition to put Tramell Tillman in every movie ever from here on out
Mission Impossible: He’s a pretty cool spy with cool gear
Mission Impossible 2-3: He’s a great spy and athlete and a master detective
Mission Impossible 4-5: He’s the best spy in the world and basically a suicidal daredevil
Mission Impossible Fallout - DR: He’s just an unbeatable superhero with the fates and the muses on his side
Mission Impossible Final Reckoning: He’s god. Just flat out the Lord almighty. All hail the immortal messiah.
(It was pretty hype, full review tomorrow)
Thank you, Tom Cruise, for never giving up on the theatrical experience.
unfortunately, the people who didn’t like this have already been brainwashed by the entity.
guys we need tom cruise to take the substance so he can continue risking his life for our entertainment
as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game
ittedly these movies do not have to work very hard for me to love them, and yet they work so, so fucking hard.