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top 5 rhymes in LL Cool J's immortal plot song: "DEEPEST, BLUEST (SHARK'S FIN)"

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My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half-human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet

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Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam'
Nothing left but a right hand

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Your blood is so warm
Your life vest is off
And that turns me on

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These waters are waist level
The…

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Little known fact: this was the motion picture that finally spurred the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to create the Golden Globe Award for Best Use of Stellan Skarsgård as an Underwater Projectile. It was also, unsurprisingly, the award's first winner.

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Better than jaws

fuck jaws

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You ate my bird.

🌊🩸🦜🩸🦷🦈♨️⛽️💨💥🔥🦈🔥💥🧨🕯💢🫰👨🏽‍🍳🏊🏽🌊

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sharks below, fire above. this is cinema.

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Hell yeah.

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Gleefully yet seriously stupid. It cares about every moment of its absurdity. Deep Blue Sea offers a great underwater facility setting, a productive use of space and camera movement in conjunction with incredible animatronics and hilarious CGI, and strong stock characters who are easy to root for and observe in their bloody demise. Quality B-shelf action/horror hybrids like this are hardly made anymore, replaced by ironic z-grade DTV trash, so appreciate films like Deep Blue Sea as the treasure that they are.

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sharks too smart

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Deep Blue Sea is a mess, but a deeply entertaining one (if you pardon my stupid pun)

Because it's a mess and because I'm lazy and tired, I'll just provide some thoughts and notes, instead of a proper review:

* First of all, Saffron Burrows. She's pretty and all that, but what a black hole of charisma she is in this movie. I don't think she emoted at all, even when she was in danger. I know, that she was supposed to be the cold, rational scientist, but she acted like she was the coldest cyborg ever built. Her dramatic performance is on par with Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect (this is not an compliment, as anyone can imagine).…

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1st hour: LL Cool J repeatedly threatens to kill a bird

2nd hour: God repeatedly threatens to kill LL Cool J

Happy Easter

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Deep Blue Sea is dumb, schlocky fun creature feature, packed with some solid genre scares, over the top violence & just enough self-awareness to work. Even though it's downright ridiculous, it is never played as a parody, homages to Jaws notwithstanding.
Worth watching for that Samuel L. Jackson's speech scene alone, it's one of the best moments in cinema history.

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🎶DEEPEST!🎶
🎶BLUEST!🎶
🎶MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK’S FIN!🎶

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 Gotta be the best rap song from a Shark’s POV of all time.

This was so damn stupid & so fun😂. LL Cool J🦜vs. smart sharks🦈 is a genius idea🧠. And this had some really iconic kills.🩸