Synopsis
It's a strange world.
The discovery of a severed human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a beautiful, mysterious nightclub singer and a group of psychopathic criminals who have kidnapped her child.
Directed by David Lynch
The discovery of a severed human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a beautiful, mysterious nightclub singer and a group of psychopathic criminals who have kidnapped her child.
Blue Velvet: Verbotene Blicke, Terciopelo azul, 藍絲絨, Velluto blu, 블루 벨벳, Синий бархат, Zilais samts, Blue Velvet – ja sinisempi oli yö, Mavi kadife, Catifeaua albastra, Veludo Azul, ブルーベルベット, Μπλε Βελούδο, Modrý samet, Plavi baršun, เมืองทมิฬ ปมมรณะ, Թավշյա Կապույտ, Mavi Kadife, 蓝丝绒, Kék bársony, Catifeaua albastră, קטיפה כחולה, Синій оксамит, Modri žamet, Синьо кадифе, Modrý zamat, Blue Velvet - Ja sinisempi oli yö, Mėlynas Aksomas, Vellut blau, Sinine samet, Nhung Xanh
“You want to go for a ride?”
“No thanks.”
“No thanks. What does that mean?”
“I don’t want to go.”
“Go where?”
“On a ride.”
“A ride? Hell, that’s a good idea. Okay, let’s go.”
God bless David Lynch.
just imagine having sex with someone only for them to refer to it as "putting your disease in me"
Laura Dern: *pours heart and soul out about a dream of her undying love for Kyle MacLachlan*
Kyle MacLachan: "yOu'Re A nEaT gIrL"
‘I told them: There’s no way I can improve Blue Velvet’
David couldn’t get Blue Velvet made. Dino De Laurentiis told David he’d pay me to rewrite the script and David gave it to me. It was one of the best scripts I’d ever read. I told Dino there was no way I could improve it. David thanked me and Dino financed the film. The rest is film history. The only thing to add is this: smoking kills.
via ‘David Lynch altered our brains’: fellow directors, friends and fans a titan of cinema by Catherine Shoard
The Guardian — 17 January, 2025
not me constantly thirsting over 80s/90s kyle maclachlan like it’s my job..... BUT HIS SILVER HOOP EARRING
The main lesson of Blue Velvet is if you find an ear on the ground, just leave it there
Embarrassingly my first time. A view of suburbia and sadomachochism I didn't think was capable of existing under the same roof. A weirdness that only works in the context of the normal, and also the other way around. What a normal movie.
Jeffrey's BDSM Test Results:
100% Experimentalist
100% Non-monogamist
100% Voyeur
100% Daddy/Mommy
98% Switch
96% Submissive
88% Dominant
83% Slave
82% Brat Tamer
80% Brat
75% Ageplayer
72% Owner
72% Degradee
71% Sadist
67% Primal (Hunter)
65% Boy/Girl
63% Master/Mistress
62% Pet
60% Degrader
57% Primal (Prey)
55% Rigger
53% Masochist
51% Rope Bunny
50% Exhibitionist
47% Vanilla
what kind of freak sees an ear lying around on the ground and decides to just grab it and stick it into a fucking paper bag