i've literally never laughed harder at anything in my entire life than i did at pedro's confession. like i very nearly puked in the theater from laughing too hard

beautiful movie about doing anything for your girl

Fuck it it’s going in my top four

even spike’s worst work has at least one idea i’ve never considered before

this one has not one but numerous scenes of cgi sperm with anthony mackie's face on them

that’s not the fresh idea tho. i’ve considered that before

Once upon a time there was a very real market for movies about professional women detonating their lives for a good fuck.

piper no!

Basketball movie

i’m sorry but it’s fabulous

Final Destination is like if those “and that’s why you always leave a note” life lessons from Arrested Development were a feature length movie

I think they dressed a corner of Union Station as a NYU library.

Completely wild choice to have nothing happen in the first 80 minutes of your Mission Impossible movie, but fortunately my personal fetish is listening to top tier character actors exposit about the entity.

happy mother’s day to me 🥰