Brandon Streussnig

Favorite films

  • Miami Vice
  • Personal Shopper
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • Green Snake

All
  • Lesbian Space Princess

  • Diablo

  • One Spoon of Chocolate

  • Reflection in a Dead Diamond

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Lesbian Space Princess

2024

Liked Watched

One of the more honest portrayals of being so blinded by who and what you think somebody is that you're willing to overlook how fundamentally rotten they are to your life and mental health. Been there many, many times! Also, as a chronic apologizer, this is the most ~seen~ I think I've ever felt in my life.

What a lovely, hilarious delight. Not fully my brand of humor or animation but a ton of fun. I think it's going to be really special for some folks.

Diablo

2025

Liked Watched

Being a Scott Adkins diehard comes with the caveat that you kind of expect most of the 500 movies he makes in a year to range from "that was fine" to "holy fuck, this is terrible." Every once in awhile though, you'll get an Avengement or UniSol: Day of Reckoning or One Shot or Undisputed III. Diablo is one of those gems that immediately ranks among his best work.

I've been a fan of Espinoza's for awhile, I love Fist…

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

13

An extremely, shockingly dull and expository first hour that had me sitting there going “are they fucking BLOWING it??” leads to maybe the finest extended set-piece they’ve ever done and from there I was locked in. I like how weird and unwieldy these last two are, lots of threads that if you pull on enough you’re like “what?!” and I definitely got a lot of that here but you can really start to see the seams. Cruise heads are gonna…

Nickel Boys

2024

★★★★★ Liked 4

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.