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Favorite films

  • The Little Rascals
  • Harriet the Spy
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
  • Like Mike

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  • Carrie

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  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

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  • Predator: Killer of Killers

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  • The Boogeywoman

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Alien: Romulus

2024

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The Alien series is a sea salt brownie. The 1st two bites are orgasmic shocks to the brain, the next four bites can be enjoyed but never like the first two and then right when you think you've had enough, you lick your lips.

Alien: Romulus is the isolated salt that repurposes the flavors on your palate, reminds you how good the ingredients are, and releases enough dopamine in your brain's reward center to abandon your belief in the concept…

Stand by Me

1986

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The 50's always felt so far in the past but if this story were told today, the boys would have entered junior high in 1997.

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Carrie

2002

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52 Years In 52 Weeks: 2025 (34 of 52)

Him: "It requires no skill."
Her: "Ok."

Channeled the fuck out of me on that one, Carrie.

You know what this movie needs? A version with the commercial break cuts removed and redone CGI. That's it.
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Maybe get rid of that one scene of Carrie walking the streets also because that was abysmal.

MY POINT IS the cast is good enough, the story with the interrogations included (despite looking so…

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

1970

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Pretty crazy for a directorial debut.

Fuck Berto.

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Predator: Killer of Killers

2025

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I quickly went from "what's with the PSP cutscene graphics?" to "this is one of the coolest things I've ever seen."

Best Predator anything ever?

Dan Trachtenberg is 3 for 3, my babies.