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Favorite films

  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Matthias & Maxime
  • Wild at Heart
  • Bergman Island

All
  • On Swift Horses

    ★★★★½

  • Ballerina

    ★★★½

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★★★

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★½

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On Swift Horses

2024

★★★★½ Watched

“It’s like I saw something no one ever told me was there before.”

Daniel Minahan's ON SWIFT HORSES enchanted me, especially thanks to Daisy Edgar-Jones's brilliant performance as a 1950s woman who learns to take control of her life by exploring her independence and sexuality.

Jacob Elordi and Diego Calva also impressed me with their fleeting and intense love story that gives meaning to both of their lives and shows Jacob that some things are worth staying for.

A story about missed connections, people who are merely tourists in our lives but who change them completely, and the loves we never forget. Bravo.

Ballerina

2025

★★★½ 3

Objectively okay action movie but I just have to say it’s funny as fuck that Ana de Armas and Keanu Reeves were very clearly never in the same set at the same time. Not even once.

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Joker: Folie à Deux

2024

★½ 159

This is like when that one mediocre kid somehow got 100% on a test but everyone knew it was just because he copied the actual smart kid but then the smart kid changed seats so he went on to get 0.5% on the next test because he couldn’t rip anyone off anymore.

All this to say, this was fucking trash.

Barbie

2023

★★½ 363

“I want to do the imagining, I don’t want to be the idea.”

I almost don’t want to say anything because people will think I’m “just being a hater” no matter what I say, but I couldn’t call myself a critic if I didn’t.

Unfortunately, I found this movie to be as hollow as the plastic dolls that inspired it. 

Every scene in this script tries to convince you that it’s saying something important about gender, sexism, humanity. But it…